South Park Destroys Disney with Panderverse...

"South Park" Blames Kathleen Kennedy for

"Why All Disney Movies All Suck Now"

South Park: Joining the Panderverse has put Kathleen Kennedy in the crosshairs of normies. Whatever damage Disney and Lucasfilm think YouTubers did is NOTHING compared to being put on blast by South Park. Ask Barbara Streisand and Prince Harry how that worked out for them.

So what's up with the Boys of South Park?

South Park Returns WITH A BIG TWIST...

South Park returns in TWO WEEKS with a brand new Paramount Plus special, Joining the Panderverse! South Park: Joining the Panderverse finds Cartman haunted by dreams predicting the end of everything. Could that be tied to the town's growing dependence upon AI? Cartman's deeply disturbing dreams portend the end of the life he knows and loves. The adults in South Park are also wrestling with their own life decisions as the advent of AI is turning their world upside down. Witness the shenanigans when South Park returns for more hilarious adventures...

South Park HUMILIATES Harry & Meghan...

World Wide Privacy Tour - South Park

Going on a World Tour requesting privacy while promoting a book that airs out the dirty laundry of the Royal House is definitely "Waaagh."

New South Park game revealed at E3

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

In the quiet mountain town of South Park, darkness has spread across the land. A new power is rising to combat this evil. An entire squad of superheroes will rise, led by a nocturnal scavenger sworn to clean the trash can of South Park society.

The kids are playing superheroes, and Cartman is determined to turn Coon and Friends into the biggest superhero franchise of all time. However, the villainous Professor Chaos emerges with an evil plan to eliminate Coon and Friends. The heroes need to work as a team to fight the chaos and terror that that grips the town.

From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes South Park™: The Fractured But Whole™, a sequel to South Park™: The Stick of Truth™, winner of 25 video game awards.

Players will once again assume the role of the New Kid. As the newest member of Coon and Friends, you must create your own superhero, build up your notoriety, and use your superpowers to save South Park. Only then will Coon and Friends take their rightful place as the greatest team of superheroes ever assembled, and get the movie deal they so richly deserve. In a city gripped by chaos, Coon and Friends rise to save the day.

A HERO’S ORIGIN REVEALED
Every hero has a beginning. Are you an alien, a high-tech wonder, or a genetically altered mutant? Create your own one-of-a-kind costume, craft your origin story, and build out your unique superpowers to become the hero this city needs.

EXPLORE SOUTH PARK AT NIGHT
Not only has South Park grown with new places to explore and new characters to discover, but when the sun sets, havoc and chaos reign as the seedy underbelly of South Park comes alive. At night, a whole new world opens up where your alter ego can harness its powers to do whatever it takes to save the town.

COON AND FRIENDS, ASSEMBLE!
Recruit up to 13 members of Coon and Friends to your cause, including Mysterion, The Human Kite, and the infamous Coon himself. Combine your special powers with the heroes from Coon and Friends to eliminate anyone that gets in your way and defeat the dark power that has spread its evil tentacles over South Park.

AN OUTRAGEOUS RPG ADVENTURE
An all-new dynamic combat system offers new opportunities to manipulate time and space on the battlefield, and a revamped looting and crafting system gives you the freedom to develop and refine your powers as you progress through the game. Find loot hidden throughout the land and follow recipes to craft your own outrageous equipment to aid you in battle.

AUTHENTIC SOUTH PARK
This highly anticipated sequel features more than twice as much content as South Park: The Stick of Truth. Created, written, voiced, and directed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park: The Fractured But Whole is authentic, interactive South Park at its finest – hilarious, outrageous, and a whole lot of fun. Everything is bigger, longer, and goes deeper than before. Come on down to South Park and have yourself a time.

South Park: Stick of Truth Delayed til March 2014

See for yourself the reason why humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war: the hallowed Stick of Truth. This is the epic quest to become... cool.

[Source: Forbes.com by Paul Tassi] Game delays are never fun, but they’re practically as commonplace as breathing in today’s market. And since South Park: The Stick of Truth being pushed back from December to March 2014 isn’t going to upset any next-gen console launches, most fans probably won’t mind.

In an Ubisoft blog, Matt Parker and Trey Stone had this to say about the delay of their RPG:

“We always wanted the game to feel like you’re actually in an episode of South Park. Getting the game up to the crappy standards of the show has been a real challenge and we’re excited to say it’s taken way longer than we thought it would.”

Part of this delay comes from all the drama surrounding the shutdown of THQ, which surely managed to screw up a few schedules during development and already caused the game to be pushed back once. It was originally supposed to be slated for the second half of 2012, but after the acquisition Ubisoft said the game had to be “turned upside down” to deliver the experience fans wanted. Now it joins Watch Dogs as another one of their delayed titles.

But to soften the blow of the bad news, Ubisoft has released a new seven minute demo of the game in action. The goal was to make it feel as much like an episode of South Park as possible, and for at least the first few minutes, that’s exactly what it looks like. Once the fights start, it’s certainly clear it’s a video game, but I think they’ve done a great job keeping with the tone of the show, even during battles. You’ll see what I mean as Butters and “New Kid” battle the minions of Jimmy the Bard.

I will say that it’s rather weird to have this “New Kid” be a mute protagonist when South Park is all about the voicework. It’s not an FPS where the game can make a silent lead so you just put yourself in the hero’s shoes. Rather, this is a very visible character onscreen at all times, and I can’t quite figure out the purpose in making him a blank slate. Perhaps I haven’t seen enough footage to understand the idea behind the decision, or maybe there’s some big payoff in the future, but it does strike me as odd.

Watch the new footage below: